Wednesday, March 30, 2016

13. Air – ‘Moon Safari’

Number 13! Unlucky for some – which includes me, because I’ve come down with a stinking cold!
That means, this is a perfect time to try out something new! As you may know (if you’ve read any of my previous blogs) I usually review each song separately, and it makes the post very long. Well – this time, I’m going to listen to the album, and then write a review about the whole thing all together, then mentioning separate songs in places.
It means it won’t be as long, which means it won’t take me as long to write it, and won’t take you as long to read it!

So….let’s get this party started!



I’ve been listening to ‘Moon Safari’ by Air.
The artwork for this album really stood out for me – with it’s bold colours and quirky drawing style. Also the fact there seems to be a zombie convict in the background, and that they’ve put “FRENCH BAND” next to the name – just to make sure that you don’t mistake them for being English, because god forbid if anyone did!
The blue in the background reminds me of the art movement; De Stijl, where artists painted large blocks of solid colour. But then this is a lot more abstract and untidy, and uses blues and greens whereas in De Stijl, they used mostly reds, yellows and whites (which I guess is just blank canvas). They also used straight black lines to create the blocks of colour – which now-a-days seems really simple, but in the early 1900’s was out of this world and very controversial. Today, anyone could go on Paint and recreate the exact same pieces of art. But back then, they only had real paint – not a computer program. So they had to carefully draw a perfectly straight 2m long line in black paint.
However, after educating you in what De Stijl is. I can now tell you this isn’t anything like it. If De Stijl was meant to stand for peace and order. This stands for anarchy and disorder.
Which then leads back to the zombie convict.

Anyway – enough about the cover – I want to listen to music!!
This whole album is very chilled out and laid back – the first song ‘La Femme D'Argent’ proves that instantly! With it’s very ethereal sounds from synths and bass guitars – it’s the definition of ‘chill’.
I’m getting cold listening to it…that’s how chill it is!
It’s also one of those songs that a lot of people will listen to and go “Oh….I’ve heard that somewhere before!”. Because I certainly have! No idea where though. I think it’s one of those many laid back songs that they over use in TV adverts as background music. Probably for a bank or something.
In fact I think a lot of these songs are on adverts. The next song; ‘Sexy Boy’ definitely is. I think this one is more of a perfume advert….or a car.
Like when Renault went through it’s awesome advert phase – I’m sure 80% of people reading this know what I’m talking about.
If not, go to Youtube and type in…………dammit – it’s Citroen. Ok. Go to Youtube and type in ‘Citroen robot dance’ – watch it, and then come back and keep reading.

See! Advert used to be great!
Ok, now type in ‘Renault shaking’

Ah I could do this all day!
But I won’t – but, if you took part in that exercise, you’ll see what I mean.
I also think a couple of these songs were used in films as background music, but I can’t be sure – and right now can’t be bothered to research it for a few hours. Also, it’s nice to have a bit of mystery in life every once and a while!
If I knew every film this music was in, it wouldn’t be a surprise when I watch the film and hear the music. So where’s the fun in that?!

This whole album is very 90’s sounding….which is a stupid thing to say considering it’s from the 90’s, but that’s how obvious it is!
It’s very Moby / Fatboy Slim / Groove Armada. With an almost entirely synthetic sound, with only a handful of ‘proper’ instruments – but I like it!
Music isn’t just about how well you can play an instrument or how well you can sing. It’s making beautiful sounds with what you have!
And in this case – it’s a computer and synthesizer, with the odd bass, guitar, piano, drums and other little bits.
I actually think the most acoustic sounding song is ‘Ce Matin La’, and that’s only because the whole song is pretty much just an orchestra. It starts off with a few weird submarine sounds, but is soon taken over by a flock of violins and a horn. Just 1.
The lone hornsman.
Tooting through the night.

‘New Star in the Sky’ is also mostly acoustic – and has a guitar part at the beginning which sounds strangely uncannily like ‘Space Oddity’. It even has the same ‘pings’ and windy noise! I swear it could actually go straight into the song at any point!
Ok – I think it’s actually the second part to Space Oddity. That’s the only explanation. Even so, David Bowie should’ve sued the crap out of them for it!
If Led Zepplin can be sued for 4 chords in one of the most iconic songs ever written, then Mr Bowie could’ve said “they took my song and removed the vocals, and now claim it as theirs” – none of this “THOSE ARE OUR CHORDS!” bollocks. I mean, how many nice sounding chords can you play on a guitar?
I swear it’s only like 10…

Overall, I really enjoyed listening to this song. It was nostalgic in places because I remember hearing a couple of songs somewhere before.
It’s a nice mixture of instrumental and electronic, and a really great choice of instruments at that! Saxophone, violin, bass, guitar and of course…BONGOS!
5 STARS! *****
10/10!
WOULD LISTEN TO AGAIN!

Do you agree/disagree with anything I said? Like / dislike the review? Any constructive criticisms? Please leave a comment below! Would love to hear from you. Also, if you have any recommendations of albums I should listen to and review (as long as the artwork is awesome), let me know.

Thanks for reading, keep tuned for the next blog.
I will be reviewing another single as I’ve been busy moving house - I might also go back to my old way of reviewing...don't know, let me know what you think!

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Hopefully blog you all soon!
Sam


Tuesday, March 29, 2016

12. Beach Fossils – ‘What a Pleasure’

Bonjour number 12!

Hope everyone’s had a pleasant time since the last blog.

I have – because I’ve been listening to a new album!
That album is….well, it’s actually a long EP, but I’m gonna call it an album! - ‘What A Pleasure’ by Beach Fossils



I chose this one to go in this blog because, just like all the others, I really like the artwork!
But unlike the others, which I think look really cool, this one is pretty boring. But I love the technical side of it! The photographer managing to capture a baseball just before it hits a window. Of course, this could be done in a number of ways instead of just throwing it at the window.
Something like this would require a couple of takes to get the timing perfect, so to risk taking just 1 shot would be…well…a risk!
I can just imagine them going around the house to different windows and trying to get the photo, but smashing every window in the process. “Damn, ok, I missed that one – next window” “No! I wasn’t ready! Ugh….ok, next.”
OR, they could be clever with it! Maybe find a house with 2 floors, with windows 1 above the other, then drop the ball from the top window. That way, if it’s captured in the right place, it will look like it’s floating in front of the window, so the viewer would assume it was hurtling towards it – but instead, if the shot didn’t come out, the ball would harmlessly fall to the ground, ready to be dropped again.
Of course, they could do it the other way round, by having someone laying on the floor and throwing the ball up, but that’s more dangerous and could end with a broken nose.
Either way, it’s a great image!

Now, on to the sweet sounds of Beach Fossils – although fossils don’t really sound very good. I wouldn’t really go and listen to some ammonites playing music. Not in a million years!

Ba dum tss!

Because, you know….they’re fossils. Which are millions of years old. Get it? :D

Sorry.


To kick off the album, they’ve recorded a nice little 1 minute long instrumental opening track called ‘Moments’.
It consists of guitar – which sounds like a steel guitar, and drums – which sound like normal drums, but with a bit more reverb than normal just playing round the toms.
No bass on this track – but it doesn’t need it – the drums playing a constant fill bulk it out enough.
However, there are vocals. But just ‘Aaaaa’ing, which sound like musical angels yawning. I actually yawned so much while listening to this track! It’s one of those things – you hear or see yawning and instantly yawn. Even the word yawn. Yawn.
It’s a really simple track, but it’s a nice little first track!


Next up is the album track – ‘What A Pleasure’.
This is another short one – only 2 ½ minutes long – but it’s still a great feel good song!
More guitar – which still sounds like a steel guitar. But a little bit cleaner, which makes me think it’s probably an electric guitar with a nice little pedal. Either way it sounds great!
It’s joined by drums and bass, but is quickly replaced by vocals which seem familiar and yet different to anything else I’ve heard before. He actually sounds a lot like Moby….which is strange, but there’s nothing wrong with that in my eyes…or ears!
The guitar then comes back in and continues for the rest of the song playing a neat little riff. Some of the guitar does sound a bit like the samples on GarageBand – but honestly, even if they were, I’m fine with that!
Making music is about the music – not how you made it – unless you just rip someone else off of course, because that’s not right and is the least creative thing someone could do. I’m all for mashups and remixes, but only if you’re doing it in your bedroom and putting it on YouTube as a way to express yourself and your love for that persons music. Not recording it in a studio and releasing it as your own – seriously, if you can’t write original material don’t use other peoples.
But apart from that, I don’t care how your recorded it, as long as it sounds nice – just like this song!
Woken up and here I am. All to fast to understand. All the way across the sea, thinking thoughts of you and me, in my life I’ve never felt so free. You’re so far away from me.”


Fall Right In’ is next up.
This one sounds a little bit like the previous song, but just different enough to make it listenable.
The vocal are very similar – staying quite quiet and linear – I just want him to start shouting a little bit, and bringing his voice up to the next level instead of staying in the safe zone. It has some great backing vocals, which come up with some really nice harmonies to bring it up a bit.
The guitar is very upbeat and sounds like it’s happy to be played – it’s very much a summers day song to listen to while lying in a hammock sipping on an ice cold diet coke and eating an icecream.
I can’t see a thing, well it’s on your face. I’m running down my stairs and I’m heading to your place. Do you know what you have done to me?”
And all of a sudden, it’s finished. It’s 2 ½ minutes long, but it feels like it ends a lot quicker than it should.
For those of you who keep up to date with my blogs, and look daily for new ones – you do know there’s more to find on the internet, right?
Anyway – you might have realised that these blogs don’t go out at a particular time, that’s because some weeks I don’t have anything on, but other weeks I’m busy every day. So I picked a relatively short album, coming in at a total of 23 minutes. Now, that’s short. Most songs are 4-5 minutes long, so that would only be about 5 songs………..but this album has 8!
I mean, yes, the first track is only 1 minute long, but it’s still quite a number of songs for such a short album. And that’s why I picked it. That way, the review would look like a full, fleshed out review – but it takes ½ the time to listen to the album all the way through!
Ingenious, I know.


Next – ‘Out in the Way’
Ok, now this one sounds a lot like the previous songs. The same drums, similar bass and same sounding guitar and vocals – but I won’t judge just yet! They might turn it round again – and we’re already half way through the album, so there’s still hope!
In the darkness passing through. Tell me, is it really you? You don’t look the same as when I was dreaming.”
The song has got a few nice little parts where the drum does double snare hits, and there’s a couple of bits where it sounds like a different singer comes in and takes over the main vocals – but I might be mistaken – it’s not a massive change!
One thing that goes throughout the album, apart from the sounds of all the instruments sounding the same on each song, the vocals are consistent.
By that I mean they’re good throughout, but also sound very repetitive. They’ve put an effect on them which makes it sound like he’s singing with a fishbowl on his head. Reverb and a bit of a ‘watery’ feeling.
But it definitely gives them a unique sound. I can’t think of anyone that sounds like they do – which is a great thing!


Face It’ is up next.
This one, just like the previous one, is quite like the previous one to that. The guitar’s very much the same – but the drums have changed a bit, although they definitely sound like a drum machine. Which should be taken as a compliment to the drummer!
I recorded with someone recently, and they had drums on their tracks and I said what a really nice sounding drum track they’d found online, and asked what program they used.
“My brother…” they replied. It was unbelievable! Their brother had managed to keep perfect timing, and played every beat with full confidence and perfect force – it was uncanny!
That then makes me think, maybe this was just recorded on an electronic drum kit. It’s definitely not acoustic – and that’s what makes it hard to tell, because with an e-kit, it’s possible to move the individual notes in a recording software – so even if it was played out of time, or there was a couple of muck ups. They’re all editable!
Ah, technology – saving time since the 1970's!

Back to the song!
Even though it sounds a lot like the other tracks on the album, it’s still a good song! There’s 2 guitars – 1 rhythm playing the basic stuff chugging along with the rest of the song, and then 1 lead guitar playing little bits and pieces every now and then to add layers.
I’d give up the country life, I’d give up city life, I’d fall for you anytime. Anytime.”


Next – ‘Distance’
I tell you all the time that when I think of you it tears my heart, and pushes me back to the start.”
This one is slightly different! It’s got a nice guitar riff throughout, and the drums pick up a little bit. I mean, it’s no ‘Impossible Winner’ from The Dead Weathers album I reviewed a couple of months ago, but it’s still a nice change!
This is yet another song that I feel like I’ve heard something like it before – but no idea when or who I’m thinking of! It’s like smelling something and not being able to put your finger on what it actually is that you’re smelling. Or if you have crap eye sight and you see a blur in the distance – is it a car? A bush? A giant turtle? A party of Hobbits?
That’s what I’m like with this album. Is it Third Eye Blind? Sam Isaac? Radiohead? The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain?  I DON’T KNOW!
It’s actually driving me a bit mad, because I love comparing bands!
This song though, no matter who it sounds like, is a nice chilled out track. It’s slightly repetitive, but that might be because…well, because it’s pretty flat throughout. I mean, it’s upbeat and jolly. But it’s just the same thing throughout the whole song.


Next up – ‘Calyer’
This one changes it up a little bit – it’s mostly minor chords, so it doesn’t have the same ‘happy running down the beach’ kinda feel all the other tracks have had so far.
Don’t wanna hear about your time. Just wanna show you what’s mine.”
It’s still very similar to the rest of the songs – but it’s different enough that I’m gonna let them get away with it for once – but only this once! There’s still one more song, so there’s still time for me to take it all back!
However, for now, this song is different enough to actually talk about. It has the same sounding instruments as it has throughout the whole album. But I’m starting to think they might not have had a choice, or it’s exactly what they wanted. As I mentioned right at the start, this isn’t actually an album – it’s a long EP – that means it probably doesn’t have the same production as an album would have, and is probably just what they sound like live, but burned onto a CD.
They might have even recorded it themselves in 1 of their living rooms. That would explain why the instruments all sound the same on each song, and why there’s minimum variation in the different sounds used. They might have recorded it all in 1 afternoon, using the same instruments, and it just so happens that all their songs have a very similar feel.
Personally, I prefer variation – that way people from different tastes in music have a greater chance of liking at least 1 of the various songs on the album. It also keeps the music fresh if someone listens to the album all the way through.


Last, but no means least – ‘Adversity’
Ok, so this one is a bit different. It’s still the same sounding instruments, but they’re played differently. Not overly different – but different enough for me to carry on!
The vocals seem to get stronger as the CD goes on – starting off quite shy and weak sounding, and he’s now finding his feet! It’s still quite linear, but nowhere near as much as it was!
We put up a fight for the other side. We raise up our arms to show we’re strong. Then we break our bones, but we’ll carry on.”
There’s a few nice dynamics in the music – with a few atmospheric guitar parts. I would say the whole song was atmospheric, but it’s missing something – it’s like it’s missing the air. Now, I know that sounds weird, but hear me out!
When you’re talking about Earth’s atmosphere, air is pretty much what it is. I know it also holds out radiation and keeps in heat, but the main thing is it holds in the air we breathe. Well, if you imagine that in music terms – air is the most important part – so if an atmospheric song lacks air, it’s lacking a lot!
When I think of atmospheric music, I think of beautiful sounds which are hardly ever heard in songs. Something you can listen to and forget about the world around you. Ludovico Einaudi – now, he’s like an oxygen tank – full of beautiful air.
I feel like this album is a tank running out of air. It has the potential to be full, but needs something to help fill it. But it then needs to be the right air. If it’s pure carbon dioxide, that’s no good. It’s the wrong mix of air – it’s like taking Einaudi and adding a metal drummer. But if we take that C02 out and fill it ¾ with nitrogen, that metal drummer can be tamed and turned into one who can play a range of noisy things, but play them with subtlety and really add to the sound (as long as he can hold his breathe). You can then add the oxygen to nearly fill the tank. That’ll be the orchestra. They allow the song to breathe and to come alive (and means the drummer can stop holding his breathe). Then there’s just a few little bits to add – the argon, H20 and a dash of C02 back in there to give the song a kick when it needs it.

I bet you now either understand me, or are even more confused. I would give the same example with a cake recipe to make it easier to understand, but I’ll just make myself hungry.

Do you agree/disagree with anything I said? Like / dislike the review? Any constructive criticisms? Please leave a comment below! Would love to hear from you. Also, if you have any recommendations of albums I should listen to and review (as long as the artwork is awesome), let me know.

Thanks for reading, keep tuned for the next blog.
I will be reviewing ‘Moon Safari’ by Air

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Check it out here: 52-albums.blogspot.com


Au Revoir!
Sam


Monday, March 28, 2016

11. Band of Skulls – ‘Baby Darling Doll Face Honey’

Number 11!

Why hello!

I’m gonna get straight into it – I’ve been listening to the Band of Skulls album; ‘Baby Darling Doll Face Honey’, which I can say is the hardest album title to remember ever. The only way I can remember it is because it’s in alphabetical order…which might be intentional….I can imagine them all sitting down and reading down a list of names to call women in the 20th century, and they read those in succession and thought it sounded great.
Although I’m sure there’s more in between those.
Cutie, girl, gorgeous, female…see! Loads!



As for the artwork, I can see a rose, a goat and a butterfly. Or a butterfly with a goats head with a rose for a brain. Or a fox. I can see a fox too.
Or it could all be a scam, and everyone see’s different things no matter their mood or tendencies – just like the real Rorschach tests! It’s like horoscopes, and fortune cookies. They’re all things that suck people in to make them think that ink blots, stars and Chinese children that are forced to work in sweat houses can predict the future or something….


ANYWAY!

Moving on to the music.

The first song is ‘Light of the Morning’.
I love how this one starts!
It begins with a very subtle guitar chord, but then cuts to just vocals with guitar following it, and then 2 bursts of sound from the band along to the last word of the sentence….and I understand that’s quite hard to imagine, so I’ll write it.
I wanna see you in the MOR-NING, I wanna see you when the breaking day is DAW-NING.”
Then when that section of the song finishes, the rest of the band comes in – mostly the drums (well, mostly the cymbals – which kind of take over the song).
They have a very classic rock feel in between the verses. I can just imagine them now – the guitarist and bassist sway side to side quickly – a lot like The Beatles did, but a bit more aggressive. Meanwhile the drummer is making good use of his 2 crash cymbals – one to the right, and one to the left, and just playing them back and forth like he can’t make his mind which one he prefers.
The song is about sex. Well…it’s about wanting sex by having the desire to see someone in the morning. Unless they just want to go out for coffee.
But this is a rock song…..so yeah. Sex.
It also has a slow finish, where the song stops and changes to something completely different – and the absolute end sounds like it’s gonna go into “Radar Love”.


Next up is “Death by Diamonds and Pearls”.
Now, I’ve heard this song before – can’t remember where or when. But I used to love it.
Probably because it’s very Raconteurs sounding – I think they could cover it and no-one would be able to tell the difference to be honest!
It’s an awesome song – but then, I might be biased.
It starts with a really nice grungy-sounding guitar and then the drums and vocals come in. It has a similar thing to the last song, where they seem to have 2 bursts of sound from the whole band along to the last word of the sentence. But nowhere near as prominent.
She grew up in a nice neighbourhood, but it didn’t do her no good. Cause she’s just a sum of her influence, and I can’t tell you the difference, by the cracked windscreen on her car, something is telling me you don’t know how lucky you are. You’re just like the rest of those girls. They’re all death by diamonds and pearls.”
This song, as well as the last one, both have a lot of empty space in them. There’s a lot of the song that’s just in between sounds and where it goes completely quiet. Even if it’s only for a split second – there’s just no underlying drone throughout. Which I love – because having drops are what makes songs really fun to play and listen to!
Quite like the last song, this one also has an ending which is different to the core of the song. But this is more of just a guitar solo instead of changing the song completely, it just makes it feel a lot faster – also, another reason why this sounds like The Raconteurs – that could easily be a Jack White solo!


Next is “I Know What I Am”.
This one took me by surprise, because it’s a complete change from the last songs.
This time it’s a marching tune – with bass and drums thumping along while the guitar makes nice little train sounds (chukka chukka). But the thing that really stands out is the vocals – firstly comes the main male vocals that has been in all the other songs. But then a female vocals comes in – and the 2 voices work really well together!
The chorus where they sing in unison is brilliant – especially when it ends. The drummer appears to have gotten a bit carried away, starting off a little drum roll and getting faster and faster until I can imagine the singers giving him an evil look and forcing him to stop. It was of course written in, but I prefer to think that it went like that!
“Gasoline, saccharin, I got no reason for the state I’m in. But I know what I am, they know what they are. So let me be.” “Hotel, Taco Bell, I got the hit that you know damn well. But I know what I am, they know what they are. So let me be.”
They of course throw in a guitar solo for good measure, and then the vocals come back in but overlap each other a bit – and the guitar sounds like something you’d play on Guitar Hero, where if you miss the beat it makes the song sound dreadful. I also really like the ending, where it just slows right down and fades out in a drone of a pulsing guitar.


Next – “Fires”.
This is the song that they got their album title from. Literally the first line is “Baby darling doll face honey. No I don’t mean to cause you worry. It’s only hands in my pocket and the Queen on my money.”
After a quick Google – I learn they’re an English band – which is awesome! It’s just a great feeling to know awesome music is still coming out of England. Although the only reason why I wanted to know was because of the ‘Queen on my money’ line – after all, I think there’s a couple of Queens still ruling in the world….although I use the term ‘ruling’ lightly. The Queen of England doesn’t really have a say in anything – I’d actually be very interested what would happen if she said she wanted to wage war on France. Would it actually happen? Probably not. I imagine there’s a team of people who make sure she doesn’t say stupid things like that – and then a team of people who tell her what to say. They call themselves ‘advisors’, and I’m sure in the past if they ever advised against the Queen, that’d be the last anyone saw of them. But now-a-days, the Queen just does as she’s told.
Mind you, if this is the last review I ever post, you’ll know why. God save the Queen and all that.
OH YEAH – the song, that’s why I’m writing this. Ok.
It starts off like they’re gonna suddenly stop and shout “FLASH! AHHHHHH!”, but they don’t. It instead goes into the line I wrote before I started to insult the Queen.
We are fires in the night.”
This one also has quite a bit of empty space, but not as much as previous songs – because the bass is being played quickly in the background so that fills any spaces between the drums and guitar. And those are the only instruments. There’s only 3 of them – guitarist/singer, bassist/singer and a drummer/no vocals.
For just 3 people, they have a brilliant loud sound, but also intricate at the same time. Plus, unlike previous albums, these songs don’t sound exactly some other song I’ve listened to. I mean, yes, they’re either influenced by The Raconteurs or this album just happens to sound very similar. It’s not as chaotic as The Raconteurs, but it’s just the sound they have.


Next song – ‘Honest’
This one caught me a bit off guard. But in a good way.
It’s very quiet to start, and has beautiful female vocals with male harmonies – with really nice picked guitar and simple bass and drums. It’s a really nice change from the more upbeat start to the album, and they’ve accomplished it really well, gradually getting slower in each song.
You gotta be honest, you gotta be guarded. Sure I’m gonna say. Right on the inside that is the hardest, the hardest game to play. You sorted it all out and managed to slip through the night into the day. Life and the soul do you ever get lonely? I’m gonna take you on.”
With the previous songs, they’ve all had hints of Raconteurs – as you probably realised. This one however, is completely stand-alone. I can’t think of 1 band that this sounds like – which is rare, and makes this song very special.
I mean, obviously, I don’t have a very wide musical spectrum…so this probably sounds like a couple of bands, but it’s nearly impossible to write anything completely original now-a-days unless it sounds utterly crap. It just seems like all the good songs and styles have been taken, so all you can do now is try and not completely rip them off while at the same time stealing some of their ideas.
Or, if you want to write a pop song, take a really good song and go full on karaoke on it, but throw in some wubs and unnecessary raps.


Patterns’ is next.
It almost bleeds into the previous song, with a low drone coming from the end of that song into the start of this one, and then the dirty bass and drums come in! Sounding very Bloody Royal.
After a couple of bars of that it dies down a bit and the vocals come in. And speaking of stealing other song - They’re singing a well known nursery rhyme…apparently. My girlfriend informed me it’s ‘One for Sorrow’ – a song about magpies. Learn a new thing every day!
They sing it with the same words as the original, up until number 8.
For those of you who don’t know how it goes, it’s ok. I can help.
There’s one for the sorrow, and two for the joy. Three for the girls and four for the boys. There’s five for the silver and six for the gold, seven for the secrets that are never to be told.”
 It’s then supposed to go “Eight for a wish, nine for a kiss, ten for a bird you must not miss.” But instead, this version goes like so: “There’s eight in the river and nine in my head, and ten of the worst kind sleeping in my bed.”
Later in the song they sing it over again, but change the words for some a bit more…grown up. Although the whole song sounds a bit menacing – they’ve made it quite dark and gothic sounding – not exactly metal, but also not exactly rainbows and unicorns…or magpies in this case.
I believe, because it’s a nursery rhyme, the copyright laws are different. It depends when it was written, but most are in public domain because they were written so long ago and the writers are long gone, or no-one can prove where they originated.
It was actually only recently that a judge declared that ‘Happy Birthday To You’ should be in public domain. Before then it was technically copyright to sing it in public without paying to use it – so TV programmes couldn’t use it without paying. (Little behind the scenes bit here – I was just thinking of putting “How crazy is that?!” after that sentence, but I decided not to because this is a serious blog…and comedy that bad will not be a part of it. No matter how ‘cray-cray’ something is.)

Oh, and for those of you who don’t get my humour. That was meant to be a joke. Cray-cray right?!


NEXT!
‘Hollywood Bowl’
Starting off sounding a lot like The Zutons (Finally – a band without Jack White in!) with strumming and ‘hey!’s.
This is another song with both male and female lead vocals, changing between verses. I love this kind of music with any voice, but especially female lead vocals. Very Dead Weather (I need to stop referring to bands with Jack White in….unfortunately, I don’t know any more. AND WHY WOULD I NEED TO?! Mr White is brilliant!)
The music is back to being quite upbeat, although it’s quite simple through the verses, only building up afterwards – there’s no choruses in the song, just 2 verses (1 male and 1 female) and a few heys and ohs.
There’s a few really nice guitar string noises, held notes and controlled feedback throughout the song – they’re really subtle, so normal people wouldn’t pick up on them, but they add to the sound on an unconscious level.
Because you sold your soul at the Hollywood Bowl.”
That’s the last line of the song, and they sing it like they’re a broken record – slowing down in a weird timing before going off into another bar of music and then finishing again!


Bomb’ is up next.
Starting with the ticking of a…well, probably a bomb. But it just sounds like an egg timer – especially when they crank it round. But they then stuck to the same timing as its ticking, which I really like! It’s a clever way of finding a time signature somewhere and writing a song around it. Unfortunately, I fear they may have sped it up a bit, unless their egg timer ticks out of time, which is always a possibility!
If their eggs are never cooked properly, that’d explain why!
All that you do, all that you say. Ticking time bomb is ticking away. You can’t stay home or go away. Ticking time bomb is ticking away.”
They also build up with the whole band (plus a couple of extra sounds that aren’t from them – I can hear a really subtle glockenspiel in there somewhere. But after building up it cuts back to just the ticking and a filthy sounding guitar which is playing a simple riff.
I get this funny feeling that they wrote this while they were high and one of them had a craving for noodles – and set a timer so they wouldn’t forget. But then one of others heard this ticking coming from somewhere and they all freaked out thinking there was a bomb in their kitchen.
They then found it was coming from a small egg timer, so threw it out the window and then the noodles caught on fire because they forgot they were cooking them in the chaos and burnt the house down killing everyone in side. That’s why they’re called Band of SKULLS!

DUN DUN DUUUUN!


Next up, just like my previous theory, is ‘Impossible’.
I mean, how can a skeleton play drums? Or anything for that matter. Even if they could move around, they have no muscles – so actually couldn’t move around, let alone play an instrument. Now THAT is impossible.
This song sounds quite U2-ish. Marching drums, high pitched guitar and droning bass. It’s a very stadium sounding song. The vocals even sound a bit like Bono!
That is until it gets to the chorus – it then changes to more of a ‘stadium sing-a-long’ song. But not by U2….
It then has a brilliant line, which I feel I want the second half tattooed somewhere:
So cut my out of every photo. Who would’ve thought of sinking so low? It’s impossible to be invincible, but maybe it’s possible to be impossible!”
Of course, I won’t get it tattooed….I’m more of a “That looks awesome!!” than a “I live by these lyrics” kinda man – unless those lyrics are written by Jack White of course….


Blood” is next.
Starting off very bluesy. VERY bluesy!
Muted guitar and hi-hat cymbals – everything else then comes in, with female vocals – staying very bluesy, but a bit heavier than it started – most noticeably, with the bass following the vocals and not the rest of the music – which adds an almost controlled sloppy feel to the song – which is a great contrast, because all the other songs are very tight.
There’s then a moment where everything stops and it sounds like the guitarist falls down a well, with his guitar, amp and power supply with him, playing a wobbling chord until the drums come back in and pull him back out of the well.
Lucky for him really, because he has a great little solo towards the end of the song – it’s very simple, but that’s exactly what the song needed! Echoing guitar strings followed by a hint of over-drive and then A LOT of over-drive in a second solo.
Gorgeous!
I know you’re bleeding baby, but you’re not bleeding blood.”

Lies.
I bet they’re bleeding lies. What else could it be?
Unless they’re bleeding their radiators….or they have a space around them for the ink to bleed in to.
But that would be “I know you don’t have a bleed baby.”
Or you know, they could actually be bleeding blood, and the singer’s wrong.


Second to last is ‘Dull Gold Heart’.
This has such a simple start – just slow guitar (which sounds like something from Third Eye Blind and 2 vocals. It could’ve stayed like that throughout and it would’ve been brilliant, but then it got better!!
It did a transition from slow into fast, but it tricked me into thinking it was going to go full out, but it died down again – just not as far as when it started, but the drums and bass join in.
I’ve heard something like it on the song ‘Search and Destroy’ by Skunk Anansie but this one is nowhere near as violent, and doesn’t turn into a full on rock-metal track!
It does this a couple of times throughout the song, teasing that it will become something heavier. Until it does!
The guitar takes over and (over)drives it along, but everything else stays as it was. Kinda feels like the guitarist wanted it to go loud, but no-one else got the memo.
Still works though!
Shot in the dark, I’ll wait for you. Dull gold heart. I’ll wait.”
The song stays very much the same throughout, right until the end where everything gets a bit more livelier and louder until the end where it completely dies out and goes back to the same sound as the very start of the song.


And finally – the last song.
Cold Fame’ (I read it as ‘Cold Frame’ and thought it was going to be a song about looking after plants on cold nights.)
This is a brilliant song – possibly one of my favourites on the album. It’s long – just over 8 minutes in total. But it sounds great!
Starting with just droning guitar and drums, then there’s a little kick and the guitar comes swinging in – really mellow and sounding great.
Then the bass and vocals come in and it finishes the whole sound off.
Going back to my previously successful ‘describing a genre by telling you to close your eyes and imagine a scenario’ technique, I’d say this reminds me of riding a bike through a flat field of wild flowers on a beautiful summers evening, with pollen and seeds all flying into the air behind me. I say I’m on a bike because it’s smoother and easier on my legs – also I imagine moving along extremely smoothly, like I’m floating an inch above the ground.
You know that Galaxy chocolate advert? Set in France, with the bus and the pretty lady who then gets into that blokes car after stealing the bus drivers hat? Well – as I found out from Fern, that’s entirely CGI! It’s amazing!
But when you look back at it, right at the end she’s relaxing in the back of the car, and the video stays completely still – that’s because there wasn’t a camera needed, so they just drew it all straight.
Well – that’s what I want my bike ride through the field to be like.
The feel and music in this song actually reminds me a lot of the Field Music album I listened to a couple of blogs ago – it’s very similar, but there’s only 1 on this album!



Well, baby. That’s the end, darling. Don’t worry, doll face. I like honey.

This is a superb album – and I will admit that I’ve been listening to it on YouTube, but will go and buy it asap so I can listen to it in the car constantly!
The different styles used without make it a joy to listen to, and keep it fresh and kept me on my toes.
I know I compared them to Jack White quite a few times, and although there appears to be a couple of likenesses – they’re very different, and in a brilliant way!


Do you agree/disagree with anything I said? Like / dislike the review? Any constructive criticisms? Please leave a comment below! Would love to hear from you. Also, if you have any recommendations of albums I should listen to and review (as long as the artwork is awesome), let me know.

Thanks for reading, keep tuned for the next blog.
I will be reviewing ‘What a Pleasure’ by Beach Fossils

Don’t forget to check out my website, Facebook, Twitter and Youtube below.
I’m doing these blogs alongside my better half; Fern Teather – she is listening to a new albums (doesn’t matter about the artwork, she’s trying to expand her musical knowledge and listen to new artists!). She’s also keeping a blog, and it’s nowhere near as long as this one, so go give it a read!!
Check it out here: 52-albums.blogspot.com

See ya!
Sam


Monday, March 14, 2016

10. SINGLE – Clean Bandit – ‘Rather Be’ ft. Jess Glynne

Hello number 10!
I’m writing this straight after finishing number 9, while listening to the song I’m going to review.
This time I’m just doing a single due to my lack of time to write a full review. This one needs to be out today….so yeah, it’s cutting it a bit close!
This is that single!



I love this artwork – it’s really strange, but very eye catching.
I love the shapes, each holding their own story and colour. Then with the main picture in the background. I also appreciate how the mountain continues through the central diamond shape, and the fact they didn’t put the fish in the water. It’s the small things that make it great!
Also, not having their name or the album name on the front cover – it’s rare to see that now-a-days – people are normally jumping at the chance to put their names all over a CD. But they didn’t.

Now, the reason we’re all here.
The music.

If you’re not here for the music, please move on. I suggest going on Amazon and doing a bit of window shopping, or going on Facebook and shouting at people, or you could even go out to your local town, do a bit of window shopping and then shout at people! Best of both worlds.
BUT, if you are indeed here for the music….or at least my opinion on music that I can’t link due to copyright reasons and I have to make sure to say that these are my personal opinions and in no way hating on the artist or music. People have different tastes.
But if it’s crap, I’ll say it is.
This however, isn’t! (Good segue, eh? ;) )
Now, those of you who are young and hip and listen to chart music will be telling me this song has been around for a couple of years. But I’m not aiming to review brand new albums (or singles in this case) – I literally just searched for singles in 2014 (because 2015 was crap), and had a look at a few of the artworks and this one stood out at me!
I then listened to it and immediately remembered it. But I’ve never sat down and listened to it…so I’ve never appreciated the music and vocals.
(I’m just thinking, should I do the normal “Next up is _____”? That would be weird right? Because it’s a single….there’s only 1 song, and it’s in the title of this post….)
It starts off beautifully – with violin and cello. I am a sucker for good orchestral instruments – piano, violin, cello, double bass, triangles (seriously – I don’t think I’ve ever seen a triangle played outside of an orchestra…).
Once the strings have started playing, the vocals come in.
Wow! She has such a beautiful voice! One of the best voices I’ve ever heard! Is this starting to sound like sarcasm?! BECAUSE IT’S NOT!
Synth then takes over from the strings, then a few little bongos and drums come in just to add to the sound.
Then piano comes in for the chorus and it’s great! I can imagine the whole band jumping around and being really energetic!
“If you gave me a chance I would take it. It’s a shot in the dark but I’ll make it. Know with all of your heart, you can’t shake me. When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be. No place I’d rather be.”
This track has been produced brilliantly with the mixture of orchestral instruments along with drum machines and synths. It wouldn’t work with any song less happy than this one – but for something upbeat it works brilliantly!
I can imagine this live and it would be amazing! Especially her voice!
Oh my god, when she gets to the final chorus and her voice raises for the crescendo, it’s absolutely stunning!
My wonderful girlfriend recently insisted I watched ‘Dreamgirls’ – a musical depicting the lives and careers of the all-female group; The Supremes. And I can safely say I thoroughly enjoyed it!
It stars Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson who are both absolutely amazing singers. And I think Jess Glynne can match them when it comes to soulful voices, which is a big claim to make, but I think it’s true!

This song is also proof that not all chart music sucks and is all the same. I mean, 90% of it is. But the other 10% is usually original, brilliantly made and sounds absolutely awesome!

As I said, sorry for the short post this time (I mean, it’s not THAT short, but it’s considerably shorter than previous ones), normal service will resume next blog!


Do you agree/disagree with anything I said? Like / dislike the review? Any constructive criticisms? Please leave a comment below! Would love to hear from you. Also, if you have any recommendations of albums I should listen to and review (as long as the artwork is awesome), let me know.


Thanks for reading, keep tuned for the next blog.
I will be reviewing ‘Baby Darling Doll Face Honey’ by Band of Skulls

Don’t forget to check out my website, Facebook, Twitter and Youtube below.
I’m doing these blogs alongside my better half; Fern Teather – she is listening to a new albums (doesn’t matter about the artwork, she’s trying to expand her musical knowledge and listen to new artists!). She’s also keeping a blog, and it’s nowhere near as long as this one, so go give it a read!!
Check it out here: 52-albums.blogspot.com

Fairwell!
Sam